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President of our country... for now and master bracketologist Barack Obama has been on fire this year when it comes to picking games in this years NCAA Tournament. He is currently in the 98.4 percentile of people that submitted brackets online at ESPN. He has selected 42-58 games correct so far. That breaks down to a 72% clip. He had 6 of the 8 teams that were left in the Elite 8. Comparing this to the likes of the "real experts" like Dick Vitale who currently sits in the 9 percentile and Colin Cowherd who's bracket puts him in the 63 percentile, Obama clearly knows his basketball.

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Former Yankees Superstar in the making and current middle relief - dousche bag, Joba Chamberlin was released from the hospital Sunday morning. The former can't miss prospect suffered a broken right ankle that was so bad it pierced through the skin. The injury occured while jumping on a trampoline with his kid. While it is uncertain if he will pitch this year the real question remains, does anyone care? when Yankees management was asked to comment on the issue they said, not like we have ever depended on him before.

LOOK OUT RORY here come Tiger. After a few close calls Tiger Woods finally puts together a decent enough round to win a tournament. His first win since September of 2009, came against a World Class field that had him paired with Graeme McDowell. Sunday started with Woods having a 1 shot lead, a lead that was never given up. McDowell never mounted a charge and Woods pulled away winning by a comfortable 5 shot victory. Sunday marked the 7th time Tiger has won a professional event at Bay Hill.